feminist, artist, metalhead, art history enthusiast, & casual breadmaker
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
of course not
having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw
having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write
Being a better Robin Hood because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, you can speak with an English accent.
if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure
if you had to take time off school you are not a failure
if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure
your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them
ladies, please feel free to use this misandric rap couplet in your freestyle battles against art-world men (via sashayed)
Just Nicki, no Weezy/ No F. Scott, just Z.Z./ Your man knows he can’t be me/ my heart colder than Mimì
That’s class, I’m alluding to Puccini while you’re tugging on your weenie/ penthouse, rooftop in a bikini/ pool boy, get me another martini, speedy
Think you gonna drop some knowledge about Georgia T. O’Keeffe? / I gotta tell you, son, I care more about my queefs.
Picasso, Pollock, Gauguin, Rodin, hey do you all feel me? / All I see in this lot is men behaving badly.
Gonna front to me ‘bout fucking Branwell Bronte’s poems? / Anne, Charlotte, Emily, you go ahead and tell ‘em.
Cover to cover read, shit’s so thorough, broadcast that like Edward Murrow/ Gentileschi, don’t test me, throw deep shade like chiaroscuro
That’s Art History 101, better head on back to your lecture son, I’ll use you later like Chekhov’s gun, Bitch Be Not Proud, John Donne, and that’s real(via sashayed)
This is v upsetting. My husband and I both have the poo-brown vinyl. DONT GET ME WRONG POO BROWN IS IMPORTANT.
I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED
Why am I not surprised Wisconsin….
Also, wth Illinois? “Yolk?”
Succotash? Bitch, I don’t even know what that looks like. Get the fuck outta here.
IM SORRY PRUNE???
And uhh entree?
Just made some polenta and roasted mushroom, onion, & buttermilk sauce. MMM GOOD